What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are some sex stories from your college days?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do men like women gold diggers?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

How did your marriage end?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

What was the worst decision you ever did?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.